OK. So I write a funny diary called "How to Argue and Win Every Time" tonight and, of course, it's both hilarious and somewhat, alright totally, ignored. But what gets me is the accusation that I am plagiarizing Dave Barry who, I admit, is funny in his own way. But let's face it, the guy is no Batfish. And I should point out that I once shot a plagiarist in Reno just to watch him say, "Et tu, Brute". I don't need to steal other people's crap; I make my own crap. And in that general spirit, here is yet another offering that I guarantee did not come from Dave "Fucking" Barry!
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