This is how Cheney's appearance on American Idol might go:
Ryan: Ladies and gentlemen, we are truly honored tonight. Our special guest is none other than the Vice President of the United States! Please welcome Vice President Dick Cheney!!!
VP comes on stage. Audience stands, some Applause, Applause
Ryan: Thank you for this honor sir. We know you have a fondness for Fox since you require all the TV's in your hotel to be set to Fox News.
Cheney: Well I am a man of honor. Back on May 24 at an Orlando campaign stop I said if the democrats are competent to fight this war, than I ought to be singing on American Idol. So here I am.
Ryan: What are you gong to sing for us tonight sir?
Cheney: My rendition of "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf"
Ryan: Please put your hands together for Vice President Cheney.
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