It was waiting for me in the mailbox.
A thick, standard-sized envelope, it was addressed to me by name. The lettering on the outside hinted at a tantalizing promise of bipartisanship, of crossing the ideological divide between Red and Blue, of coming together as one nation, united to achieve the grandeur that is America.
REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP CENSUS ENCLOSED, it read.
Could it be? Was it possible that the GOP was turning away from its tradition of sneering, our-way-or-the-highway smugness? Seeking to reach out to Democrats, to forge a new path for Republicans and to achieve the utopian vision of compromise and kumbaya so fervently sought after by the pundits and poobahs of the permanent political class?
Nah. It's just another Republican screw-up. So let's have fun with it, shall we?
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