In a ruling cheered by pedophiles every where, the Vatican today offered its approval of adult-child sex as long as it's not against civil laws.
Snark or not? You be the judge. The Chicago Tribune published an article this morning that near as I can understand, says pretty much this same thing.
To summarize: a priest in the Joliet Diocese was accused of um...er...'dating' a 14 year old in the swinging 70s. Note to self: this seems to be euphemism for S-E-X. A local review board found it credible enough to forward to the Vatican. So to recap, an adult male was having sex with a 14 year old boy. Years go by and said 14 year old grows up, lodges a complaint with the Diocese and whoa...the Vatican steps in and says this isn't technically a crime.
This is about as far from "Mea Culpa" as the Vatican can go, said Church observers, characterizing it as a "Mea F*cka You." (OK, this part is snark.)
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