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Clearly, the most awesome Clinton surrogate of all-time is:
Bill "Jesse Jackson won South Carolina twice" Clinton
Ed "People in my state are blatant racists but we love the guys anyway" Rendell
Ted "Nod my head in the background while Hillary says some crazy stuff in hopes to be VP" Strickland
Gloria "There was no Vietnam war" Steinem
Candy "Hillary loaning herself 5 mil and firing her campaign manager is actually a good thing" Crowley
Sheila "She has taken us to the mountaintops" Jackson-Lee
Harold "Obama only netting 9 superdelegates since March 4 instead of 90 shows Obama is losing ground" Ickes
Wolf "Does Obama winning Mississippi by 24 pts. actually mean anything?" Blitzer
Geraldine "Well you know what happened here, no further explanation necessary" Ferarro
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