Mitt Wins An Olympic Gold Medal In FAIL (Romney Venn)

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Friday July 27, 2012 · 10:55 AM PDT

2012/07/27 · 10:55

It's been a while friends. Thought I'd experiment with posting some of original stuff here. Look what we made:

You can see the slow motion replay video of all the failure if you go here.

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Would you like it if I posted more stuff here?

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Would you like it if I posted more stuff here?

Go away corporate flack

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yes please

15 votes

pie.

5 votes

UPDATE x1: I don't want to be the last kid picked in the Kick Ball game.

Mordecai

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Tuesday September 29, 2009 · 3:58 PM PDT

2009/09/29 · 15:58

Who needs their pride and dignity when a great cause is on the line?

Back in middle school, I was scrawny awkward kid. My athletic ability was limited in scope. I scored 1 point in my role as JV point guard going granny style at the foul line. I scored 1 run in baseball after accidentally walking to home plate when second base didn't have a player on it, when a guy was walked to first. I was always in the backfield in soccer. And I always was one of the last picked in Dodge Ball.

And now, with the Netroots Nation auction coming to a close, I stand close to being picked last in the Netroots Nation Fundraising Auction.

Mordecai

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Sunday May 17, 2009 · 12:09 PM PDT

2009/05/17 · 12:09

Some jerks at the great orange satan are trying to get our great presidents, Reagan and Bush'shonorary degrees revoked.

I don't know about you, but I can't stand the thought of President Barrack HUSSEIN Obama getting a honorary degree from Notre Dame, especially when he believes that Abortion exists and encourages women to get as many abortions as possible.

There's a way we can put a stop to it. You can go to this website and enter any number you want promising to withhold the donation from the University. There's a lot of important people doing it.

Mordecai

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Sunday November 02, 2008 · 7:44 AM PST

2008/11/02 · 07:44

Why are you inside, at a computer, reading this stupid diary? Every day, every hour you are in here reading this, there is one less Obama voter out there for us to have a mandate. You lazy dirty America hating, troop shunning, hippy, don't you realize the consequences of your actions? First and foremost, every hour you are not knocking on doors, you are making this baby cry.

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Are you volunteering for GOTV in these last 2 days?

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Are you volunteering for GOTV in these last 2 days?

Yes, I'm knockin doors!

7 votes

Yes, I'm making calls!

8 votes

Yes, I'm Poll Watching!

3 votes

Yes I'm doing generic other political activity here

8 votes

No, I'm a jerkfaced, douchenozzle.

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No, I'm making pie.

4 votes

UPDATEx2: OBAMA ROCKS AT EVENT! DID HE JUST CLOSE THE DEAL!?

Mordecai

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Friday September 19, 2008 · 11:38 AM PDT

2008/09/19 · 11:38

No, he didn't.

So stop suggesting that there is a silver bullet that ends the election. McCain could eat a baby live on camera and the media would still find a way to make this a close contest.

There is a ton of time between now and election day. Weeks and weeks.

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Can Obama seal the deal before election day?

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Can Obama seal the deal before election day?

Do I look naive?

117 votes

Am I that gullible and complacent?

90 votes

Oh I can quit paying attention now?

43 votes

Cindy McCain is a Drug Dealer [UPDATEx2]

Mordecai

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Tuesday August 05, 2008 · 10:40 AM PDT

2008/08/05 · 10:40

UPDATE: Dr. Zombie covered this before I did. Please recommend his diary rather than mine. We'll take the conversation over there. http://www.dailykos.com/...

Not of the pill stealing persuasion.

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How much time should Cindy do?

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How much time should Cindy do?

Lock her up and throw away the key!

11 votes

She's innocent, why can't you just leave Cindy alone?!

9 votes

She did the crime, she should do the time!

12 votes

Why can't we just legalize Marijuana instead and give her a safe place to smoke?

76 votes

FISA, Obama, Whiskey, Sexy

Mordecai

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Saturday June 28, 2008 · 10:56 AM PDT

2008/06/28 · 10:56

So I've been getting inundated with fundraising emails from Obama, Donna Brazille and the DSCC, and the Democratic Party asking me to help show the Republicans we mean business, and break some fundraising records before the end of the quarter. To each of their generic email addresses, I've responded with

Behave like Democrats and kill FISA and I'll think about it.

I have no idea if people will read them, but I have a funny feeling that this fundraising quarter will not be as impressive as previous ones or ones to come.

Mordecai

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Sunday January 20, 2008 · 1:07 PM PST

2008/01/20 · 13:07

UPDATED:Give up Edwards supporters...on recommending every edwards related diary. Your efforts kept Pastor Dan's Brothers and Sisters off the REC list. And those of you telling Edwards supporters to drop their candidate. You too should STFU. Here's His Brothers and Sister that you ruined.

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There have been some amazing substantial diaries this month. Most of them didn't mention your candidate. Additionally, there have been some pretty eloquent STFU diaries. ALL of these mention your candidate.

Mordecai

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Friday January 11, 2008 · 5:05 PM PST

2008/01/11 · 17:05

Full disclosure: I was going to vote for Dodd. Now I'm clueless as to who I should vote for.

I've been a long time lurker at Daily Kos, rarely posting comments and even more rarely posting diaries, unless it was in the interest of posting for one of my clients. My favorite part of every day has been to visit the Recomended list to see what new morsel of news one might find. And generally there has always been something informative or substantial for me to chew on on that list. This last week however, its been not stop John fucking Edwards. This, sadly, is what has drawn me out of my shell to diary at Daily Kos.

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Who needs to shut the hell up?

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Who needs to shut the hell up?

The Edwards Supporters telling us why they are still voting for him

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The Obama Supporters telling us that we can't vote for John Edwards

31 votes

The Ron Paul Supporters

9 votes

Chris Mathews

23 votes

11 votes

All of the above

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It's Official: He's Running For President

Mordecai

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Friday October 12, 2007 · 8:17 AM PDT

2007/10/12 · 08:17

There's been speculation for ages, will he or won't he? In this crowded field of amazing and qualified candidates, one more is throwing his hat into the ring to make a difference for this great country.

While others have doubted him, he has quietly been building a media empire, talking to the great leaders of the world, building bi-partisan support for his chance to take the White House. He has strong stances on civil rights, foreign policy, healthcare and most importantly the ENVIRONMENT!

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Will you vote for Stephen in the Republican or Democratic primaries?

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Will you vote for Stephen in the Republican or Democratic primaries?

In the Democratic Primary

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In the Republican Primary

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I will help Stephen overthrow the government so he might ascend as our God King!

93 votes

You are all Markos' Sheep. Daily Kos Hates Freedom.

Mordecai

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Saturday March 31, 2007 · 11:21 PM PDT

2007/03/31 · 23:21

You are all patsies in Markos's hate America agenda. We at Advomatic can no longer tolerate your peacenik ideology. We cannot hide our true feelings. As we are people of faith, we feel a confession is in order.

Mordecai

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Thursday November 09, 2006 · 4:30 PM PST

2006/11/09 · 16:30

So I went to the GOPBloggers.org website, home of Mark Noonan who predicted that the GOP would keep both the house and the senate (he has a fricken book deal, how's that work?), to see what they thought of the election results and lo and behold, when I got there the site was broken!

The top of their site seemed sort of out of place, unusual, not very accurate. It was missing a certain, as the french say, "I don't know what." It needed something new to launch them into the new era of Democratic dominance.

So I fixed the top of their site: Read More

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Mitt Wins An Olympic Gold Medal In FAIL (Romney Venn)

UPDATE x1: I don't want to be the last kid picked in the Kick Ball game.

CATHOLIC PROTESTERS: Stop Obama from Getting his honorary degree!

What are you doing for GOTV?

UPDATEx2: OBAMA ROCKS AT EVENT! DID HE JUST CLOSE THE DEAL!?

Cindy McCain is a Drug Dealer [UPDATEx2]

FISA, Obama, Whiskey, Sexy

UPDATED: This Week in STFU (Give up Edwards Supporters)

John Edwards Eats Babies

It's Official: He's Running For President

You are all Markos' Sheep. Daily Kos Hates Freedom.

GOPBloggers.org is BROKEN!