Ten minutes ago, I sat here in my super liberal apartment with my cat Rufus. My other cat, Marty, is hiding under the bed because she's lazy and living off the government. Which is me. Giving her Cat Chow.
Anyway, I temporarily ignored the text messages from the DNC urging me to take up arms against the government (I hear helicopters!) to watch a little cable news. I turned on CNN, which I feel is kind of like the Chef Salad of networks. Because, usually, the salad pieces are so big that if you don't like a certain part, you can just pick it up and throw it against my copy of the Declaration of Independence. Because like all good Dems, I hate this country and I routinely throw less than desirable chunks of salad at historical documents.
Except for The Nuge.
And the fact that McCain rallies are turning into Ted Nugent concerts.
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