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Fri Jun 20, 2014 at 11:08 AM PDT

An International Embarassment

by cynicman

It's been a while, but they had to go and screw with the veterans.

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Fri Nov 15, 2013 at 11:17 AM PST

Is there a solution?

by cynicman

The legend being told by my conservative friends is that President Obama got re-elected by the trick of telling black and brown people, the poor, the under employed, the elderly, the gay, people without health care, and the student what they wanted to hear.

What I try to point out is that black and brown people, the poor, the under employed, the elderly, the gay, people without health care and the student make up a majority of Americans.

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 at 11:19 AM PST

Where was I?

by cynicman

I had a dream the other day that Jesus appeared at the 2014 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). Did you know that CPAC actually stands for Caucasian People Acting Crappy?

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Fri Aug 09, 2013 at 11:09 AM PDT

Apollo Lunar Landing Lunacy Act

by cynicman

Fly me to the Moon, and let me play among the parks.

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Thu Aug 01, 2013 at 12:15 PM PDT

Starve them until they get jobs

by cynicman

Republicans think people on food stamps are lazy bastards that won’t ever make anything of themselves until we starve a few of them off of the government teat.

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Fri Jul 12, 2013 at 09:00 AM PDT

May you live in interesting times

by cynicman

I personally have been living in interesting times, and my country has been right there with me.

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Fri Jun 21, 2013 at 10:53 AM PDT

In the summertime...

by cynicman

Summer just started, and next Tuesday will be six months from Christmas. As the hair grays, time starts whizzing by faster and faster until your nose starts to heat up and turn red from the friction (or the booze).

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Fri Jun 14, 2013 at 11:45 AM PDT

That dog won't hunt

by cynicman

Down where my folks live in Athens County, Ohio, they have a saying which means an idea or action makes no sense and is doomed to failure…“That dog won’t hunt.”

Mr. President, as to sending arms to people in Syria in hopes that they use them only on their repressive, homicidal, secular government…”That dog won’t hunt.”

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Fri Jun 07, 2013 at 11:09 AM PDT

I never saw that coming

by cynicman

Wow, the government has access to all the online and phone information available about me and everyone else…I never saw that coming.

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Fri May 31, 2013 at 07:59 AM PDT

Still a ton of crazy

by cynicman

The outhouse rat is not going to run for her House seat in 2014. I am, of course, referring to Michelle Bachmann whom we all know is crazier than an outhouse rat.

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Fri May 17, 2013 at 09:00 AM PDT

Latest News

by cynicman

Ohio’s Republicans are busy trying to change laws so that out-of-state college students that vote in Ohio must be charged reduced, “in-state” tuition if the university they attend gives them a letter that informs the local Board of Elections that they have been residents of Ohio for the minimum 30 days required by law to vote in Ohio.

Republicans do suck, but I don’t care today…I’m a Grandpa!

Tabitha Morgan Crim arrived on this planet on May 15. She was well within legal limits at 6 lbs. 11 oz. and 19 inches tall. I hope someday to meet her in person, but, as someone said to me last night, "You should be able to jump up and down celebrating," so I've decided to jump up and down and celebrate.

TMC's mother and I aren't speaking, but my daughter's Facebook page says TMC is doing fine.

I am a grandfather! I, Bill Devol, am some baby's grandpa, and I think she may be the finest grandchild ever born. From the one picture I've seen, Tabitha obviously got her grandfather's smoking good looks and massive intelligence...and apparently, even at three days old, authorities have felt the need to put the child in some kind of a straight jacket that restrains her hands...does she know karate already?...who cares?

Did I mention that I have a granddaughter?

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Fri May 10, 2013 at 11:35 AM PDT

I have a dirty little secret

by cynicman

I have a dirty secret. I don’t think I can be arrested for it, but it shames, saddens, and angers me grievously.

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