What if I forget how?

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Friday June 26, 2015 · 12:27 PM PDT

2015/06/26 · 12:27

It’s been a year since I raised my blood pressure by screaming into the internets. What if I’ve forgotten how? OK, here goes…

SUCK IT SCALIA!

No, I remembered…that felt really good. Let me try it again…

SUCK IT ALABAMA!

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Friday June 20, 2014 · 11:08 AM PDT

2014/06/20 · 11:08

It's been a while, but they had to go and screw with the veterans.

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Friday November 15, 2013 · 11:17 AM PST

2013/11/15 · 11:17

The legend being told by my conservative friends is that President Obama got re-elected by the trick of telling black and brown people, the poor, the under employed, the elderly, the gay, people without health care, and the student what they wanted to hear.

What I try to point out is that black and brown people, the poor, the under employed, the elderly, the gay, people without health care and the student make up a majority of Americans.

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Friday November 08, 2013 · 11:19 AM PST

2013/11/08 · 11:19

I had a dream the other day that Jesus appeared at the 2014 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). Did you know that CPAC actually stands for Caucasian People Acting Crappy?

cynicman

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Friday August 09, 2013 · 11:09 AM PDT

2013/08/09 · 11:09

Fly me to the Moon, and let me play among the parks.

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Thursday August 01, 2013 · 12:15 PM PDT

2013/08/01 · 12:15

Republicans think people on food stamps are lazy bastards that won’t ever make anything of themselves until we starve a few of them off of the government teat.

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Friday July 12, 2013 · 9:00 AM PDT

2013/07/12 · 09:00

I personally have been living in interesting times, and my country has been right there with me.

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Friday June 21, 2013 · 10:53 AM PDT

2013/06/21 · 10:53

Summer just started, and next Tuesday will be six months from Christmas. As the hair grays, time starts whizzing by faster and faster until your nose starts to heat up and turn red from the friction (or the booze).

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Friday June 14, 2013 · 11:45 AM PDT

2013/06/14 · 11:45

Down where my folks live in Athens County, Ohio, they have a saying which means an idea or action makes no sense and is doomed to failure…“That dog won’t hunt.”

Mr. President, as to sending arms to people in Syria in hopes that they use them only on their repressive, homicidal, secular government…”That dog won’t hunt.”

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Friday June 07, 2013 · 11:09 AM PDT

2013/06/07 · 11:09

Wow, the government has access to all the online and phone information available about me and everyone else…I never saw that coming.

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Friday May 31, 2013 · 7:59 AM PDT

2013/05/31 · 07:59

The outhouse rat is not going to run for her House seat in 2014. I am, of course, referring to Michelle Bachmann whom we all know is crazier than an outhouse rat.

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Friday May 17, 2013 · 9:00 AM PDT

2013/05/17 · 09:00

Ohio’s Republicans are busy trying to change laws so that out-of-state college students that vote in Ohio must be charged reduced, “in-state” tuition if the university they attend gives them a letter that informs the local Board of Elections that they have been residents of Ohio for the minimum 30 days required by law to vote in Ohio.

Republicans do suck, but I don’t care today…I’m a Grandpa!

Tabitha Morgan Crim arrived on this planet on May 15. She was well within legal limits at 6 lbs. 11 oz. and 19 inches tall. I hope someday to meet her in person, but, as someone said to me last night, "You should be able to jump up and down celebrating," so I've decided to jump up and down and celebrate.

TMC's mother and I aren't speaking, but my daughter's Facebook page says TMC is doing fine.

I am a grandfather! I, Bill Devol, am some baby's grandpa, and I think she may be the finest grandchild ever born. From the one picture I've seen, Tabitha obviously got her grandfather's smoking good looks and massive intelligence...and apparently, even at three days old, authorities have felt the need to put the child in some kind of a straight jacket that restrains her hands...does she know karate already?...who cares?

Did I mention that I have a granddaughter?

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That dog won't hunt

I never saw that coming

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