I'm surprised this hasn't shown up yet, but another crazy story about someone just defending themselves the way god wanted them to. A woman hears what she thinks are burglars outside her house. She goes outside herself, starts spraying bullets--no doubt scaring the burglars off. Alas, this righteous self-defense had a downside. One of those bullets kills her grandson.
Please, tell me we're not so insane that this woman isn't going to jail.