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Vote Now!
What Do I Have To Do, To Get You To Do This Deal TODAY?
I'm calling my preferred Democratic organization RIGHT NOW!
Well, I'm On a Tight Budget - But It's Tempting
I'm In the Market, But Have to Be Sure My Money Purchases A Real Progressive!
Darn, I Spent All My Money On Booze, Cigs, and Ammo!
I'm In, But Only Because The Little League Team I Sponsor Isn't Playing This Year
I Represent A Foreign Imaginary Corporate Person, And We'll Take Ten!
Do You Take Gold Bars, or Coffee Cans Full of Unmarked Bills?
I'm Holding Out For the Cash For Blue Dog Clunkers!
Sorry, I Just Bought One, But Came For The Free Toaster.
I'm In, But Only If They Install Luxury Owner's Boxes In the Viewing Gallery!
Does This Come With All The Required Batteries?
Sorry, I'm Just Here To Get My Democratic Clunker Tuned Up!
Can I Get This One In a Nice Dark Blue?