SWEARING STARTS NOW:
Fuck. This. Shit.
Fuck coward shit stain Special Counsel Robert Hur and his fucking “report.” FUCK. THAT. GUY.
Fuck Peter Doocy, and every fucking I WANNABE FAMOUS pathetic “journalist” jonesing soooooooooo hard for that sweet sweet ratfucker click bait. Their boners collectively block out the sun every time one of the MAGA coup chimps manages to balance a teeny piece of poo.
What a bunch of fucking hacks.
And Sweet Little Baby Jesus bless you, kossacks. I love you all, I really do. I get it that we all have PTSD. I would just like to kindly and gently suggest we all fucking sack/vaj+ up and make sure we aren’t the weapon of our own destruction.
I swear to God. Roger Stone and legions of right-wing ratfuckers must laugh their asses off at how predictable WE are. That they play us like Liberace, while we think we’re the smart ones. I bet this shit is HILARIOUS, and they have tears streaming down their cheeks watching us at each others’ throats 2 seconds after they ring the doorbell and we scream and run out to stomp on yet ANOTHER flaming bag of dog shit.
Here’s the essential question: Do we want to have a democracy in 9 months or don’t we?
We got 8 more months of this horseshit, folks. It’s FEBRUARY. Wouldn’t it be great if we all fought the forces of evil TOGETHER, and GOT ON THE SAME PAGE, and shut the fuck up about our stupid petty grievances and pissy little sacred cows? And you know, maybe stop amplifying MAGA/Putin propaganda and issue a few fewer screams of “WE’RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!?”
Each of us has our best self within. Summon your best self—you KNOW who that person is. You know that superhero will come when you call. They will show up with all the light and power that lies within you. THAT is who we need out front in this battle these next 7-8 months. We need your courage, we need your strength. We need each other, and we need YOU.
SACK UP, BITCHES! LET’S RIDE!
PS I highly recommend listening to Legal AF, The Meidas Touch, and my personal favorite The Alien Supershow on the Meidas Network. They are on youtube as well as all the podcast platforms. This episode covers the Supreme Court arguments and the Hur report.