Tonight's FOX News sponsored GOP debate is sure to produce plenty of shot-guzzling moments for all of the drinking games that will surely be going on tonight. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if emergency rooms have been placed on full alert for increased calls stemming from alcohol poisoning. On the plus side, the pluming industry should see an increase in business stemming from plugged toilets of folks who clearly just couldn't hold their liquor.
However, there is a population of folks that may be unfairly left out of all of tonight's fun...teetotalers. These are the folks who don't imbibe, and will be forced to sit on the sidelines while the rest of liberal-nation gets stinking, pissy drunk. Plus there are those of us who have to work in the morning who'd rather not show up with a raging hangover. Well fear not. For those of us who are abstaining this evening, I've come up with our very own drinking game. Needless to say, if the debate goes as it probably will, it will involve very little drinking (unless you just want to drink for the fun of it).
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