We all know how much Trump admires Putin. He’s such a strong leader. So here’s the Donald’s plan for Mexico, inspired by Putin’s work in Crimea.
No need to build a wall after all. Just annex Mexico. Clearly the Mexicans really want us to. Why else would they all be trying to come into our country?
Well, just save them the trouble. Send troops to Mexico and annex it to the United States. Then no one will need to cross the border they are already in the US, and because the border will be a border with Guatemala. If we need to build a wall, it will be a much shorter wall, saving us loads of money. (See—Trump is a businessman who knows all about saving money.) And since we will now have Mexico’s money, they WILL pay for the wall — just on the Guatemalan border.
This is such a win-win situation for everyone. (snark)