Everybody's got that conservative uncle in Florida, and I've got one too ... he's a good sport about it though, so when he sent me an inaccurate chain email, I got possessed with the spirit and fired back.
Hi Uncle Bill,
Dear sir, you have ruined my plans for the evening. I feel this requires a thorough response, so I am cancelling my weekly Wiccan Vegetarian Potluck and Gay Flag-Burning Orgy to clear some space in my calendar. Hope you don't mind a bit of good-natured rebuttal from us here in the Godless Blue States.
[Spoiler Alert: The numbers in the you email sent us are, uh, fake. See bottom of this very long email for the details.]
So.
Ahem.
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE COMPARISON TALKING POINTS
JOHN McCAIN
BARAK OBAMA
You misspelled "Barack". Oh boy, this is going to take a while...
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