(My friend, San Francisco comedian Doug Ferrari asked me to post this while he waits for his page to activate. www.dougferrari.com)
Gonzalesgate: They’re Reading Us Right Now!
By Randy Hauser And Doug Ferrari, Comedian
So Alberto Gonzales finally resigned. He said he wanted to spend more time not recalling his family...
Bush should have fired Gonzales long ago, because he was Bush’s lawyer for 13 years, and he certainly never kept him out of trouble...
Seriously, Bush wouldn’t fire "Fredo" (as he called him), for one reason: he got Bush out of jury duty in Texas, because George’s DUI would have come out and hurt him in an eventual Presidential run. I wonder if that was before or after "God told him" to stop drinking. (By the way, George, you ought to stop saying that -- we know it was Laura who poured your booze down the toilet and told you if you didn't stop, she'd take the kids and leave you.) Now Bush is America's Number One dry drunk. He has never mentioned AA, going any kind of meetings, or working any 12-step program, he just quit because he's so strong and stubborn. Now he drinks "Lefty O'Doul's".
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