Certainly, we live in a wonderful and free country, and it is every American's right to protest and express their grievances, so surely we must respect the TeaBaggers at the Townhall meetings who scream and drown out intelligent debate about the direction of America.
Hired by lobbyists or not, these genuine American patriots must be applauded for their courage in standing up for their deeply held beliefs. It is our duty as Americans to allow these patriots to give - in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln - "the last full measure of devotion" to their country.
Therefore, I have designed a contract form that Kossacks all across America should print out in quantity, take to these meetings, and have every Patriotic TeaBagger present sign. I give full permission for the contract below to be reproduced in any quantity, amended, added to, improved, and distributed. Remember, I am not an attorney, nor do I play one on TV.
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