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    gchaucer2, elmo

    For days, Romney campaign staff have been spotted in fly shops around Denver, and it is rumored that they have been purchasing zingers.

    According to the proprietor of a local shop, yesterday two men in dark glasses bought up all the Orvis zingers he had in stock. "I couldn't imagine what anyone would do with 6 dozen of the horseshoe double models, until I noticed the "We built that!" bumper sticker on their car as they drove away."

    The two men also bought models with attached nippers. It is unknown whether the Secret Service has been notified.

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