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  •  How. DARE Obama to Cena. (3+ / 0-)
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    alain2112, Shockwave, sacrelicious

    To state the truth All Smarks Hold To Be Self-Evident, Cena Sucks.

    Sucks in the ring.

    Sucks on the mic.

    Sucks as a face.

    Sucks as a character.

    Sucks Sucks Sucks.

    Obama is a great technical wrestler who was weak on the mic but had flourishes of passion and raw talent that won over the crowd. Now, the face champion is tired and exhausted. He has defended the belt against all comers. He has even compromised his values in order to win a match at the risk of alienating some of his fans.
    >great technical wrestler

    >weak on the mic

    >Barack Obama is Hogan in his later years


    The analogy you're looking for is "Obama is Bret Hart during the build-up to WM13".

    Of course, I don't think DKos will suddenly start booing Obama and cheering Romney after Mitt passes out in a pool of his own blood while Obama holds him in the Sharpshooter, so uh.............

    boy, analogies are HARD

    "See? I'm not a racist! I have a black friend!"

    by TheHalfrican on Fri Oct 12, 2012 at 04:35:53 PM PDT

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