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  •  You'd think those clowns at Fox would smarten up. (21+ / 0-)

    Cuz if the President were half as nefarious as they suggest, they should be quaking in their boots.

    Why don't they figure that if they don't smarten up and stop exposing our big plan, then the Big Guy is going to send down some thugs like us, to cause some trouble for these Fox folks if they don't knock it off.

    "OK, Johnson, here's da plan.  You and I are going to sneak into the Fox headquarter and slip some drugs into their water cooler so they say incredibly stupid things that make them look like stupid jerks."

    Then, we're gonna send them emails with some really whacko conspiracy theory, see, and being under the influence they will just report this whacko stuff like it was really news -- and look like complete fools.

    Then, we will round up some of the gang from our vast liberal conspiracy, and report how stupid they are in what look like off the road liberal blogs, but which are now getting 5 million page views a day and are crawling with traditional media types looking for hot new stories to keep up with the new generation of  light-speed tubz which is leaving in the dust, see? And, cuz they replaced  all their own real reporters with talking head, they pick up our stories instead of researching their own.  

    Then, when even the the other networks, and high rated comic's start making fun of them,  Fox and anyone who works for them, or watches it will become the laughing stock of everyone, and their ratings will crash.

    See? This is what they should be worried about if the President were really as powerful, and wiley as they think in their delusional fantasies.  

    They just don't get it.  The sad and funny thing is they are so stupid we don't have to put anything in their water cooler, or plant whacko stories in their emails, or organize any conspiracies to expose their stupidity as they rush out to do all this on their own.  

    The means is the ends in the process of becoming. - Mahatma Gandhi

    by HoundDog on Fri Nov 09, 2012 at 03:57:25 PM PST

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