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View Diary: Is the ground--at long last--finally shifting out from under the religious right's feet? (201 comments)

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    this quote from John 21:25 is used by the MORMONS to justify the existence and authority of their holy books (AKA the Book of Mormon....which has no contradictions.....and can be used to contradict the Christian Bible; that when two passages conflict the NEWER revelation rules (so New Testament trumps Old, Book of Mormon trumps New Testament, etc.)
    AND....the Book of Mormon has, in effect, "blank pages" at the back, b/c Mormons supposedly believe in "direct revelation", ie, on occasion God speaks directly (and infallibly) to the head of the (Mormon) Church. (Those of you drawing EXACT parallels to Roman Catholicism, stop it! This is the UTAH popes....who are called "Presidents". Completely, entirely different!! After all, NONE of the Mormon Presidents has ever been fluent in Italian...or Latin. So TOTALLY different, ya see?)
          Anyway, when God does this, its a NEW-EST revelation and so trumps the Book of Mormon. Example, late 1880s, the Utah Territory (infested with you know whats) applied for statehood and was DENIED. Why? They allowed polygamy and Congress wouldn't allow it. What to do? What to do, since polygamy was commanded by the Book of Mormon?
          Cazart! God smites the Mormon President with a vision: Polygamy NO LONGER required! Hallelujah! Utah submits NEW territorial Constitution to Congress banning polygamy and becomes a state.
          Example: 1970s. First rung of leadership/hierarchy for Mormons (men only, starting in teens) is "Elder." (That's why these acne-tinged, kids who don't shave yet come in pairs to your door wearing a badge that says "Elder.") BUT, not only did you have to be male to be an elder but you had to be WHITE! Because the Book of Mormon/Joe Smith etc said so.
          Except there had been a few black folk who had joined (I have NO CLUE why) and their men had been denied this opening step on the ladder (which closed the door to ANY chance of moving up.) They sued, over racial discrimination. And the Mormons LOST and LOST on appeal and LOST on appeal of appeal. What to do? What to do? (This could cost a HELL of a lot of money. The suits were BIG!)
         Cazart! God smites the Mormon President with a vision: Whites-only men NO LONGER required! Hallelujah! All court cases are rendered moot and no longer threaten the almighty vaults and wallets of Utah.

    Just filling in a few blanks of what we avoided by voting Romney down.

    Shalom.

    "God has given wine to gladden the hearts of people." Psalm 104:15

    by WineRev on Sat Nov 10, 2012 at 11:29:05 AM PST

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