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  •  I am so fuckinnng pissewd at USPS (0+ / 0-)

    This is a draft of the ltter I'm sending to the FBI tomorrow. Just waiting to find out whether ttey've actually lost my certified letter like they did the last one (bank debit card, what a pain!)

    For the eight years I have lived at this address, the letter carrier has never once succeeded in ringing my door bell to get the required signature. (UPS guy has no problem, FedEx guy has no problem...) I always get one of those orange notes that say, "No one was home when we rang the bell..."

    Well, I WAS home, lazy lying cocksucker, (exactly once I remember I was actually out) and nobody rang the bell, liarliaaarpansonfire. . I have been compllaining about exactly this for 8 long years .I hardly ever go out. I don 't walk well (only 7 toes left), I'm agoraphobic, I don't have a regular job elsewhere.I'm almost always home, and my doorbell works (except during blackouts cause by hurricanes or other disasters, which covers the last time he claims he rang the bell. I guess the majic doorbell fairies were on strike.

    So the latest saga is this: "Nobodty was home" on Nov 24 (I was home, as usual. I signed the form to say "redeliver in the 21st".Didn't show up. So I said (in writing, again), "redeliver on the 23". Didn't show up. Next I went to the website and said "redeliver on the 26" Guess what, Kiddies? Still don't got it.  The last piece, containing my bank card, vanished entirely. How can I replace it if it can't be delivered?

    I sat on the porch all morning until the lazy cocksucker showed up and told him his negelt was "intoerable" aand that I expected the mail today. I sure hope it shows up. I also wish I had a printer that worked and didn't have to wait to show him a copy of the letter I've drafted to the FBI, but I can tell him about it, and as where is the return reciept from the certified letter of complaint I sent to his boss last week.

    Did you know that the penalty for interfering with the delivery of US mail is only 6 months in jail? That means I'm going to have to send myself at least 20 certified letters to teach the bastard any kind of lesson.

    Don't let millionaires steal Social Security.
    I said, "Don't let millionaires steal Social Security!"

    by Leo in NJ on Tue Nov 27, 2012 at 08:31:05 AM PST

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