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  •  "Coming out of the room" (3+ / 0-)
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    MTmofo, sow hat, foresterbob

    My aunt married late in life, when her father was getting up there in years and slowing down a bit. He was very excited for the wedding and insisted on giving a toast at dinner as soon as she had made the announcement.

    As he was talking about the happy couple, a realization hit him: "This means that I get to..." Here he struggled for a word for a moment, but then he found it: "This means that I get to throw you away at the altar!"

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