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    just guessing here, but i think statistically he'd beat his girlfriend to death, then go to practice and throw the bucket at himself until he died too.

    or maybe it would be like plaxico, and he'd take the bucket to a nightclub and whap himself in the leg with it on accident.

    imagine a football player armed with a husky 12 year old...

    If only Michael Phelps hadn't smoked that pot...imagine what he could have accomplished with motivation and good lung capacity.

    by papa monzano on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 01:02:17 PM PST

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