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  •  I fuck with them myself... (1+ / 0-)
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    tell them you really want to talk, you just need to get off your other call, then hang up; when they call right back do it again - see how many times they call back. Or I'll suddenly say "I know you're laughing at me. God can see you and he told me. You gotta stop it! You stop laughing at me! God can see you!" Or, "Why are you guys watching me? Are you following me around? What do you want with me? I can see you watching me! I can feel your eyes! God can see you watching me." They usually hang up.

    when I see a republican on tv, I always think of Monty Python: "Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke!"

    by bunsk on Tue Jan 08, 2013 at 04:35:19 PM PST

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