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View Diary: Not The Onion: Walker wants to create new way to count unemployed (13 comments)

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  •  Straight out of Keynes. (6+ / 0-)

    He is going to have to hire people to count all of those unemployed people more often, which will cause unemployment to go down and stimulate the economy.

    If he really wants to get great numbers, he could pay all the unemployed to notify him every five minutes as to whether they are still unemployed.  Not only would the number be very, very accurate; it would also be zero.

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