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  •  that's what I wrote about in Aldus Shrugged: (16+ / 0-)

    "God forbid anybody accomplishes anything or makes something positive happen; god forbid anything might just help our country, maybe help a few people who desperately need it – before the next election!  I spaced out as my mind was spinning into nausea, when he switched to the joys of shooting coyotes with a sidearm, and I suddenly imagined him in pin-striped business attire, but festooned like a NASCAR jumpsuit, emblazoned with the Stars n’ Bars and the patches and logos of all of his lobbyists and moneymen.  He would have the colors of his Big Beef and Agro boys, and the NRA, on his back; Marlboro RJRs on his broad-as-Texas shoulders; AstraZeneca on his gut; a Chevron chevron centered on his chest like Superman; BP on his ass; and a big Exxon-Mobil patch right over his heart.  Some of these guys would reserve the heart area for the highest bidder - a prime location for sale.  Others might value the groin spot a bit more, reserved for big pharma:  a giant Viagra logo right over the bought-and-sold balls, which they once owned, so long ago.

    After the rally, I visualized Governor Perry at the wheel of his Toyota pickup, disappearing in a cloud of dust, a glorious sunset ahead; Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell riding shotgun, fingering the twin barrels between his legs.  Both garbed in quilted bright orange and cammo hats.  Whoopin’ it up:  The rugged open road west in front, gun rack behind, bull balls hangin’ from the bumper, and a transvaginal ultrasound wand swingin’ every-which-way-but-gaily from the rearview."

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    by Floyd Blue on Fri Jan 25, 2013 at 10:04:35 AM PST

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