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  •  LOL (6+ / 0-)

    I laff because I know people would want MZ Science teacher with a gun.
    Drawing her gun....... "Put that turtle, down Jason.  Ok, now the three of you in the back, Shut up! Or I will plug all three of you.

    You over there! Go put you "pot stinking" sweater in your locker and git your ass back here ready to take notes. Do it!
    Screaming down the hall as the 6 foot kid runs to his locker in fear.  "And don't ever come to class late, stinking of pot again!"
    The fearsome 4 feet 7 inches teacher turns around and becomes aware of something awful!

    "OH my God!!! Somebody didn't use deodorant and has stunk up my room.  Somebody around ....... this desk!  Ok your four take this stick and figure out who need to use it and don't come back till the problem is fixed! OMG you people come in and leave and  I have to smell it all day long. Isn't it enough with hamster pee?
    Anybody else need my ATTENTION?"
    Heads go down hoping not to be noticed.............
    Puts gun back into shoulder holster.

    Seriously, I am WAAAAAAAAAAY too temperamental a person to want to have a gun. I have been close to choking a kid for starting fight in my class.  I have faced down kids way bigger than me because they thought I was just just nuts.
    But then again they were junior high.  Koo Koo ville!!!!!

    •  all of the things above happened with out gun.... (2+ / 0-)
    •  I Now Live In A Place Where I Don't Even (8+ / 0-)

      think to lock my front door. Now I used to live in a place, well not so safe. In a ten year period I was mugged twice, car broken into, girlfriends car stolen and never found, house broke into.

      I thought about getting a gun for protection.

      A good friend of mine maybe said one of the smarter things ever said to me:

      Do you want your own gun taken from you and used against you?
      Honestly I'd not really thought about that .... and no I didn't want that to happen. So I just put in a better alarm system :).

      When opportunity calls pick up the phone and give it directions to your house.

      by webranding on Sun Jan 27, 2013 at 03:44:11 PM PST

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      •  When I was in the Tactical Unit (7+ / 0-)

        I used to carry my service revolver in a shoulder holster - with dud rounds - for precisely this reason, as there had been a couple of instances of cops having their weapons taken away by bad guys, and one of them wound up getting shot with his own weapon.

        My real weapon was in a belt holster in my back, and a small .38 around my ankle for a Hail Mary weapon.

        I am a warrior for peace. And not a gentle man... Steve Mason, 1940-2005

        by Wayward Wind on Sun Jan 27, 2013 at 03:56:12 PM PST

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      •  Yep I Learned Young That I Have Slow Reactions. (2+ / 0-)
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        So really the only situation where a gun would clearly help me was where I was being somehow lethally threatened but at a distance from the attacker.

        Now what would that be? An urban gang shooter or a sniper maybe. A military laser beam.

        We do have those problems but the odds of my facing the rare threat situation where I could shoot at no risk of being disarmed is below shark bite risk.

        We are called to speak for the weak, for the voiceless, for victims of our nation and for those it calls enemy.... --ML King "Beyond Vietnam"

        by Gooserock on Sun Jan 27, 2013 at 04:04:48 PM PST

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        •  As A Kid I Pointed A Toy Gun At My Dad (2+ / 0-)
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          he took it out of my hand and said:

          Tommy never point a gun at somebody unless you plan to use it.
          That was the second reason I never bought that gun. Not sure I could pull the trigger.

          When opportunity calls pick up the phone and give it directions to your house.

          by webranding on Sun Jan 27, 2013 at 04:07:34 PM PST

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