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  •  "I’ll be the anti-Christ... like fuck that shit" (2+ / 0-)
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    Kai Rules from the Colbert Report

    ... (Kai, our ax-wielding homeless hitchhiker) explained how he saved a Pacific Gas & Electric worker and a witness from a man who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ
    “He just kept saying he’s Jesus Christ and he’s going to save all of us,”... “But we have to get — he used the n-word, meaning the black people — he said we need to get them off the Earth.”

    “I’m like, ‘Bro, if you’re fuckin’ Jesus Christ, I’ll be the anti-Christ, man, like fuck that shit.” ...“So I fucking ran up behind him with a hatchet. Smash, smash, suh-mash! … Yeah.”

    “Kai here is quoting Scripture,” said Colbert, a devout Catholic. “[Specifically] Matthew 25, which reads, ‘For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many. Then one will be like, ‘Bro, if you’re fucking Jesus Christ, I’ll be the Anti-Christ, man, fuck that shit.’”

    “So nation, I encourage you to pick up axe-wielding homeless hitchhikers whenever you see them,” Colbert concluded.

    I voted for the human beings.

    by denig on Mon Feb 11, 2013 at 03:20:21 PM PST

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