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  •  Candy Coater (2+ / 0-)
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    bleeding blue, crystal eyes

    I don't know why they just don't create a profession with a real descriptor of it for the people who take a paycheck for candy coating shit.

    In a Press conference  a reporter asked :
    GOPUsa is  offering an unusually high number of Candy Coater  jobs as it positions itself for the 2014 election, why is that?  

    Spokesman Clean Anus commented " In the 40 years I've worked in politics on the GOP side, I have  never seen this much backed up shit to clean up. It's an impossible job, so we just decided we are just going to hire Candy Coaters."

    He also commented "We aren't specifically looking for GOP Candy Coaters. We need wordsmiths. Good ones. Real Coaters. We realize we may have to abstain from having them take the usual purity test. There's just too much shit to cover "

    Anus was seen asking people for spare xanax after his press conference.  

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