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  •  There oughta be a law (1+ / 0-)
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    mindara

    If republicans were opposed to gun ownership, they'd pass a law requiring the purchaser have his penis measured and the results posted on the Internet as a way of regulating gun purchases out of existence. We should do that.
    (female purchasers get the transvaginal probe).

    +++ The law is a weapon used to bludgeon us peasants into submission. It is not to be applied to the monied elite.

    by cybersaur on Fri Feb 22, 2013 at 05:37:03 PM PST

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    •  You are kinda right... (2+ / 0-)
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      cybersaur, orlbucfan

      Lets amend your law slightly...

      Proposed Amendment:
      After measuring the penis length and posting it on the internet, the allowed purchases of guns correlate to the size & function of the measured penis...

      "Well Mr. Schmidt, based on our testing it appears that you are eligible to own a Starter's Pistol. With further more complete testing after a Viagra dose, you may be eligible to upgrade to a Single Shot .22 Short Stubnose Pistol."
      That should be sufficient...

      "Do you realize the responsibility I carry?
      I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House."
      ~John F. Kennedy~

      -7.5,-5.8

      by Oldestsonofasailor on Sat Feb 23, 2013 at 03:37:00 AM PST

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