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  •  You are kinda right... (2+ / 0-)
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    cybersaur, orlbucfan

    Lets amend your law slightly...

    Proposed Amendment:
    After measuring the penis length and posting it on the internet, the allowed purchases of guns correlate to the size & function of the measured penis...

    "Well Mr. Schmidt, based on our testing it appears that you are eligible to own a Starter's Pistol. With further more complete testing after a Viagra dose, you may be eligible to upgrade to a Single Shot .22 Short Stubnose Pistol."
    That should be sufficient...

    "Do you realize the responsibility I carry?
    I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House."
    ~John F. Kennedy~


    by Oldestsonofasailor on Sat Feb 23, 2013 at 03:37:00 AM PST

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