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  •  And it doesn't even have to be labelled a Commie.. (1+ / 0-)
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    ...it's just as dangerous.

    From Aldus Shrugged (in my world of Aldus, Fox News is called "The Goos" for its founder, Humbert Tergoose, a Canadian, whose nickname is the Canadian Goose, and his mission is to shit on everything American, from duck ponds to the White House!)

    "...The Goos deals in trade in the Santa fantasy, except in this case, they’re trying to convince us all that the fantasy is real, the monster really does exist.  That thing that sleeps in your closet and hides under your bed in the middle of the night; it used to be Communist Chinese, and then Russian, and then Muslim like Arafatish.  Oh, it’s there.  Don’t even bother looking for it, because they’re doing us the favor of looking and reporting on it for us.  It’s there in its present form, whatever that is.  We were all scared of Arafat because he needed a shave and we all assumed he smelled bad.  They found, of course, the Muslim thing had real legs, but it became even scarier, like an ever-lovin’ badass evil Muslim that made Arafat of the ‘70s look like Rebecca from Sunnybrook Farm.  But now it’s an 'other' monster, a man not quite like us, not one of us at all...but he’s working from within – like bacteria; like termites - to destroy everything we know, and everything we believe.  Yeah, that monster:  they check under your bed so you don’t have to, and they report every day that it really does exist!..."

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    by Floyd Blue on Thu Feb 28, 2013 at 10:52:13 AM PST

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