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  •  You may laugh, but there is some serious... (26+ / 0-)

    ...stuff going on.  I got a picture of their latest invention, the Crowdometer 4000.  It makes elections predictoins based on the size of crowds at rallies:

    There's some serious hardware and software in that puppy:  4,000 lines of FORTRAN running on a whopping 4096 word magnetic drum memory!  It really works, too!  The last batch run correctly predicted President Romney's victory margin!!!  

    Anyone who thinks that the GOP is technologically behind is living in the 1950's!

    GODSPEED TO THE WISCONSIN FOURTEEN!

    by LordMike on Mon Mar 04, 2013 at 09:54:26 AM PST

      •  It's short for Formula Translator... (2+ / 0-)
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        ...one of the oldest programming languages.  It was developed at IBM in the 1950's:

        The original fortran was very primitive and rigid in its implementation.  Each line of code had to be lined up perfectly within certain columns for it to work... a relic of the punchcard era:

        Comments must begin with a * or C or ! in column 1
        Statement labels must occur in columns 1-5
        Continuation lines must have a non-blank character in column 6
        Statements must start in column 7
        The line-length may be limited to 72 characters (derived From the 80-byte width of a punch-card, with last 8 characters reserved for (optional) sequence numbers)
        An example:
        C AREA OF A TRIANGLE - HERON'S FORMULA
        C INPUT - CARD READER UNIT 5, INTEGER INPUT
        C OUTPUT - LINE PRINTER UNIT 6, REAL OUTPUT
        C INPUT ERROR DISPAY ERROR OUTPUT CODE 1 IN JOB CONTROL LISTING
              INTEGER A,B,C
              READ(5,501) A,B,C
          501 FORMAT(3I5)
              IF(A.EQ.0 .OR. B.EQ.0 .OR. C.EQ.0) STOP 1
              S = (A + B + C) / 2.0
              AREA = SQRT( S * (S - A) * (S - B) * (S - C))
              WRITE(6,601) A,B,C,AREA
          601 FORMAT(4H A= ,I5,5H  B= ,I5,5H  C= ,I5,8H  AREA= ,F10.2,12HSQUARE UNITS)
              STOP
              END
        See how easy to use that is?  Well, it's a lot better than assembly.  As time went on, changes were made to the specification.  Column restrictions were removed and there was increased support for procedures and even objects.

        Despite it's age, FORTRAN is still being used extensively in all types of engineering, astronomy, and other mathematical sciences.  Why?  It's well designed for mathematical problems, and it's extremely efficient when it's compiled, so it runs very very fast.  While COBOL may be FINALLY going the way of the dodo, FORTRAN is here to stay for quite awhile.

        GODSPEED TO THE WISCONSIN FOURTEEN!

        by LordMike on Mon Mar 04, 2013 at 11:59:15 AM PST

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        •  Actually that's pretty straightforward code (2+ / 0-)
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          The only "funny" part is in the output FORMAT statements, and we still get that kind of thing in "modern" languages. (e.g. the printf() functions in C. I suspect even Dennis Ritchie had to use the manual to properly format his output with those.)

          The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity. ~Abraham Lincoln

          by raboof on Mon Mar 04, 2013 at 12:25:47 PM PST

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          •  Oh it's fine for an expeienced programmer... (1+ / 0-)
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            ...but I'm sure it looks like gibberish to the uninitiated.  As awful as COBOL was (and it's probably the worst programming language, ever), it certainly was self-documenting.  Amazing that it was so wordy, though.  People had to type those wordy statements all onto punch cards, and a lot of them!  There was no such thing as a short cobol program--although, you could probably reuse a lot of cards from the non-program sections:


            /COBUCLG  JOB CLASS=A,MSGCLASS=A,MSGLEVEL=(1,1)
            //HELOWRLD EXEC COBUCLG,PARM.COB='MAP,LIST,LET'
            //COB.SYSIN DD *
              001  IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
              002  PROGRAM-ID.  'HELLO'.
              003  ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
              004  CONFIGURATION SECTION.
              005  SOURCE-COMPUTER.  IBM-360.
              006  OBJECT-COMPUTER.  IBM-360.
              0065 SPECIAL-NAMES.
              0066     CONSOLE IS CNSL.
              007  DATA DIVISION.
              008  WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
              009  77  HELLO-CONST   PIC X(12) VALUE 'HELLO, WORLD'.
              075  PROCEDURE DIVISION.
              090  000-DISPLAY.
              100      DISPLAY HELLO-CONST UPON CNSL.
              110      STOP RUN.
            //LKED.SYSLIB DD DSNAME=SYS1.COBLIB,DISP=SHR
            /
                       DD DSNAME=SYS1.LINKLIB,DISP=SHR
            /GO.SYSPRINT DD SYSOUT=A
            /
            That's what it took just to do Hello World.  No wonder no one under 50 still uses this archaic PITA language.

            GODSPEED TO THE WISCONSIN FOURTEEN!

            by LordMike on Mon Mar 04, 2013 at 01:47:47 PM PST

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    •  Punch card power!! n/t (4+ / 0-)
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      When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. --Martin Luther King Jr.

      by Egalitare on Mon Mar 04, 2013 at 10:57:52 AM PST

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    •  Oh The Truth Hits (1+ / 0-)
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      If you can understand this post, you too are an old very ancient software person.

      Pam Bennett -6.95 -7.50

      by Pam Bennett on Mon Mar 04, 2013 at 03:27:55 PM PST

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