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  •  Man walks into NOM headquarters... (0+ / 0-)

    Woman:  Welcome to the National Organization for Marriage. May I help you?

    Man:  Hi, uh, my wife and I have been fighting a lot lately. Our marriage is really in trouble.  Can you help me?

    Woman:  Uhhh, sir, this is the National Organization for Marriage.

    Man:  Yeah, I know.  I saw your ads saying you work to defend marriage. Well, my marriage needs defending.

    Woman:  Perhaps you should speak to a marriage counselor.

    Man:  I can't really afford that right now. Don't you have some marriage expert I can speak to, or at least something I can read to learn how to communicate better? Isn't that what you do here?

    Woman:  Sir, here at the National Organization for Marriage, we work to preserve traditional marriage between a man and a woman.

    Man:  My marriage is between a man and a woman, and it needs preserving! What exactly do you do here?

    Woman:  (sigh)  Sir, we work to prevent people with alternative lifestyle choices from undermining the institution of marriage.

    Man:  Wait, so you're saying you're all about stopping gay people from getting married?

    Woman:  Yes!

    Man:  Well, how does that help my marriage? Or anyone else's marriage, for that matter? I mean my wife's talking about getting a divorce!

    Woman:  Sir, this is the National Organization for Marriage. We can't help you with that. However, for a small donation, I can offer you this bumper sticker with Leviticus passages on it.

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