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  •  Not quite enough paranoid nonsense. (3+ / 0-)
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    rlharry, irishwitch, LaFeminista

    Remember, the EB is ATTACKING OUR CHILDREN!

    Not only the children with EGG, NUT, and MILK allergies with his RECKLESS gifts of candy and actual eggs ... murdering psychopath!

    Not only the children with juvenile diabetes and physical disabilities by hiding eggs where they can't REACH them, taunting them, and hiding CANDY that will KILL them ... murdering psychopath!

    But the children who, upon "eating" his OFFERINGS, will become ADDICTED to FAT AND SUGAR, and live LESS HEALTHY LIVES and have HEART DISEASE!

    We must stop him before he destroys our FUTUR!

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