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  •  Yep. (4+ / 0-)
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    Santorum was man-on-dog.  I think it was Cornyn who was into box turtles.

    "And the President of the United States - would be seated right here. I would be here. And he would be here. I would turn - and there he’d be. I could pet ‘im." - Lewis Black

    by libdevil on Wed Apr 03, 2013 at 06:54:49 AM PDT

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    •  Oh, I thought Cornyn *was* a box turtle (2+ / 0-)
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      which in a sane world would of course mean that he'd be into box turtles as well.

      but in the GOP world of craziness, that is an assumption I am just not willing to make.

      •  No, Mitch McConnell is a box turtle (3+ / 0-)
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        which means if we have marriage equality, John Cornyn will have to marry Mitch McConnell.

        “What’s the use of having developed a science well enough to make predictions if, in the end, all we’re willing to do is stand around and wait for them to come true?” - Sherwood Rowland

        by jrooth on Wed Apr 03, 2013 at 07:06:21 AM PDT

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      •  Cue the Texas "box turtle" joke (0+ / 0-)

        "I'm totally pro-choice in the matter of abortion. But of course I'm also so radically pro-life that I think every person from birth onward must have full and affordable access to healthcare." - Gail Collins

        by gritsngumbo on Wed Apr 03, 2013 at 10:48:25 AM PDT

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