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  •  If I was hiring in STEM based on this transcript, (1+ / 0-)
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    Caj

    I'd say he got a 6 in Algebra, Geometry, Descriptive Geometry, Physics, and a 5 in Chemistry and Natural History. The rest of the courses don't count, since they're not in a STEM field.

    We shouldn't expect him to be able to do technical drawing, but aside from that he's a great candidate.

    •  If you were the diarist, (1+ / 0-)
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      i dont get it

      You would instead say, "there's a hyphen on this page, which might be a secret code from the school meaning that you took an extra course and flunked it."

      Also the document is folded in quarters, which might be a symbol indicating that you were expelled for huffing chalk.  Prove me wrong, amirite?

      As the diarist said, the empty line on the transcript has to be an 'F', because why else would that line be there?  It's not like it was 1896, and they couldn't auto-generate a unique transcript form per student.

      I will now be the second person in the diary to hypothesize that H1-Bs aren't the real reason the diarist is seeing difficulty in the IT job market.

      Taking jokes seriously is the exact mirror activity of laughing if someone says they have cancer. --jbou

      by Caj on Sat Apr 06, 2013 at 06:31:11 AM PDT

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