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  •  Stop being such an unrealistic a purist (14+ / 0-)

    now go wait in the hippie line to be punched.

    •  They KICK hippies, don't they? (3+ / 0-)
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      mightymouse, TheUnknown285, 3goldens

      Ayn is the bane! Take the Antidote To Ayn Rand and call your doctor in the morning: You have health insurance now! @floydbluealdus1

      by Floyd Blue on Thu Apr 11, 2013 at 11:17:48 AM PDT

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      •  Behind the times... (7+ / 0-)

        It's pepper spray now.

        "Drudge: soundslike sludge, islike sewage."
        (-7.25, -6.72)

        by gougef on Thu Apr 11, 2013 at 11:30:49 AM PDT

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        •  yeah, administered with a fricking power spray too (1+ / 0-)
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          3goldens

          ....dang, I coulda gone with the better line, then:

          They SHOOT Hippies, Don't They?

          Ayn is the bane! Take the Antidote To Ayn Rand and call your doctor in the morning: You have health insurance now! @floydbluealdus1

          by Floyd Blue on Thu Apr 11, 2013 at 11:32:47 AM PDT

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        •  Hey, it's only a food product! Man up and take it! (4+ / 0-)

          (I actually enjoyed the disgusting irony of the pepper spraying in Cali and the reaction on fox so much, that I included it in Aldus Shrugged:)

          "...She was going for the kill now and I was too out of things to slow her down.  I leaned over to clear her cup of tea, and I hadn’t noticed that she had been messing with the pepper shaker.  I still keep the salt and pepper on the tables and I don’t know why.  Some things are hard to change, I guess.  They were the originals from my dad’s time.  Anyway, she continued as I leaned over, my face about two feet from the tabletop.  ‘You know, Seth.  You and your late father were too blind to the ways of these great men.  These conservative creators of our society.  It’s not too late to open your eyes.  For now, I fear you are as blind as Obama-’   Her voice suddenly stopped and I was caught by surprise as her flat palm came up near my face.  She quickly blew out directly into my eyes.
          ‘What’s wrong with you??!!  What the…’  Talk about surreal.  I couldn’t believe what she had done.  I clamored for my towel, and soaked it and dabbed and dabbed, my eyes tearing badly, running and wetting my jeans as the water rolled off my face.  I leaned over, almost helpless for a moment.  She must have put the ground pepper into her palm, and blown it right into my face.  I wanted to kill her.
          As I dabbed and squinted, my eyes running and burning, I heard her voice:
          ‘It’s only a food product.  Come on.  It’s only a food product.’  I heard her clapping her hands, and laughing and enjoying herself.  I told her to leave, to just get the hell out and never come back.  
          ‘You’re whining like those sissy hippies in California.’  I had no idea what she was talking about.  ‘Man up!!!  It’s only a food product!  Ha ha!’..."

          Ayn is the bane! Take the Antidote To Ayn Rand and call your doctor in the morning: You have health insurance now! @floydbluealdus1

          by Floyd Blue on Thu Apr 11, 2013 at 11:35:51 AM PDT

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    •  A "purity mullah" which is what somebody called me (2+ / 0-)
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      3goldens, shaharazade

      yesterday.

      I am going to change my handle to TheFabulousPurityMoolah.

      and if you get that reference, I will buy you a drink anytime you're in DC. :-)

      if necessary for years; if necessary, alone

      by SouthernLiberalinMD on Thu Apr 11, 2013 at 12:33:10 PM PDT

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