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  •  Dear Winter, (10+ / 0-)

    Look, you know that I am one of your biggest fans. I love the way the air tastes on those 20-below nights. The way snow crunches under my boots is music. And when you wear your fresh white robe, you just look hot. Well, not hot, but you know what I mean. I always look forward to your arrival in the fall and I usually miss you a bit when you go.

    But this year, you have stayed on too long. You are embarasing yourself and your fans. And poor Spring isn't going to have any time on the stage this year. If you stay any longer, Summer is going to be treading on your heels on your way out.

    C'mon Winter. Wrap it up. Move on. Enough, thank you.

    With coldest regards,
    Mark

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