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  •  That's just fucking priceless. (3+ / 0-)
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    greenearth, RiveroftheWest, Creosote

    The poem is very nice too, but your replacement name is priceless.

    My first boss? Steve. He fired me. Only time I've been fired.

    Client that screwed me out of payment? Steve. Only one of two who have ever done that to any significant extent.

    Two of my employees have been named Steve. Both were highly credentialed and almost completely worthless.

    Vendors named Steve? I can count on poor service and an OSHA-recordable injury.

    And that's just business. The personal Steve-angst bodes no better.

    I still give Steves a chance, but I hope you worthy ones can understand my reticence.

    And Hunter, I categorically reject your moniker, so that April will end for me with no personal losses!

    In politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad - LBJ

    by huntergeo on Wed Apr 24, 2013 at 08:06:34 PM PDT

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