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  •  I am trying to come up with a scenario for (4+ / 0-)

    #40:

    Police say the man was carrying an armload of guns
    Seems like not the best way to carry multiple guns, but what do I know.  I guess the guy was in a hurry to get his stash to wherever it was moving.  Good thing he just dropped the one gun, and didn't trip and drop the whole armload.  Or maybe it's a bad thing.  That might have resulted in more freedom.
    On #41, so the muskrat escaped freedoming? Or did both the muskrat and the neighbor's kitchen get freedomed by the thoughtful patriot?  

    "On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps...of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again."

    by middleagedhousewife on Sat Apr 27, 2013 at 05:58:45 PM PDT

    •  In #41, the Patriot tried to Freedom the muskrat (1+ / 0-)
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      while the muskrat was in the water.  What the Patriot didn't realize (and which is taught in gun safety classes) is that Liberty Projectiles will bounce off water sometimes, just like skipping rocks.

      You have exactly 10 seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!

      by Cartoon Peril on Sun Apr 28, 2013 at 12:38:32 AM PDT

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    •  #40 Had Me Wondering, Too (0+ / 0-)

      #40.  The dude with the armful of guns.  

      No gunny sack.  No plastic ice cream pail.  Just an armful of guns - maybe moving them from the living room to the front porch now that the weather is getting nice.

      My guess:  It's a big BS story for the cops.  

      Actually, he was doing a Scrooge McDuck type thing:  sitting naked on his bed in a pile of handguns.  Tossing them up in the air and catching them, yelling out "woot woot".

      That's my guess.

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