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  •  I knew it. A future centered around....... (5+ / 0-)

    ......servitude. Abject, total,  submissive, groveling servitude. Squirt has been emphatic on this all day -- since at 0730 this morning, having decided that three and a half hours sleep was completly adequate for your average common garden variety hooman, decided to rouse me for her personal whims ( note to self: change from metal blinds to some sort of soft  non awakening material....) which seemed to consist of dashing around over and under the bed and a meandering path to the patio door and outside. Where she decided it was a wonderful morning for a meowsong. Outside the bedroom window. And what a pleasant meowsong it was ( tech note: check sarcasm meter for accurate reading on 'pleasant meowsong' ).

     ( and if anyone thinks Sekrit Army Pvt 3rd Class Squirt isn't doing her bit, she seized the agenda at the last meeting we had as regards changing on of the buildings by-laws. It was being held in the lobby. If one goes out the door, on the immediate right is our patio. Hence, a spot where Squirt hangs to moniter all building traffic. Just as one of the chairs was asking if there were any further points came an ungodly screech -- translatable from the original cat to mean "mmmeeeeeeoSUM UP, DAMMITooooowwwww!!!!!--- which echoed around the lobby, prompting one owner to stammer out.."That sounds like Squirt....", and another, with a tremor, "Yes...yes it does..." and Mrs eastvan and myself to shrink back into the shadows. The meeting broke up as hoomans complied with their instructions and scurried back to their homes. Where, no doubt, many were greeted by one of Squirts furry confederates.
    Pvt Squirt. Doing her bit for the Sekrit Plan.....)

    it tastes like burning...

    by eastvan on Sun Apr 28, 2013 at 05:01:53 PM PDT

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