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  •  Try this one, Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand (1+ / 0-)
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    tikkun

    You" I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew
    I just can't abide a sinner like you
    God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
    Jesus loves me -- but he can't stand you
    I'm going straight to heaven, boys, when I die
    'Cause I've crossed every "t" and I've dotted every "i'
    My preacher tell me that I'm God's kind of guy; that's why
    Jesus loves me -- but you're gonna fry

    God loves all his children, by gum
    That don't mean he won't incinerate some
    Can't you feel those hot flames licking you
    Woo woo woo
    I'm raising my kids in a righteous way
    So don't be sending your kids over to my house to play
    Yours'll grow up stoned, left-leaning, and gay; I know
    Jesus told me on the phone today
    Jesus loves me, this I know
    And he told me where you're gonna go
    There's lots of room for your kind down below
    Whoa whoa whoa
    Jesus loves me but he can't stand you...

    Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

    by teabaggerssuckbalz on Tue Apr 30, 2013 at 11:15:40 AM PDT

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