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    commonmass, Bisbonian

    "Billy, how many times have I told you not to run with those scissors, you could poke your eye out, and stop pointing that gun at your sister!"

    "Mom, I need the scissors to make some targets. Can I use these instead?"

    "No, silly you can't use Barbie and Ken for target practice...and stop pointing that gun at your sister!"

    "Mom, Billy said he was going to blow my brains out."

    "He didn't really mean that, Sweetie. Why don't you get a pair of scissors and help your brother cut out some targets. Don't run with those scissors, you could poke your eye out! ....kids."

    And they scream... The worst things in life come free to us... Cause we're just under the upper hand... And go mad for a couple grams.

    by glb3 on Mon May 06, 2013 at 12:13:48 PM PDT

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