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  •  He was probably surprised (7+ / 0-)

    by the first five people he met in Heaven...assuming he made it in the upward direction. (Not for me to judge his relationship with the Divine.) It's been said that the people you find in Heaven are typically the last people you expected to be there when on Earth.

    There's only one rule that I know of, babies -- goddammit, you've got to be kind. -- Kurt Vonnegut

    by Cali Scribe on Tue May 21, 2013 at 11:35:40 AM PDT

    •  Remember Bishop Fulton J. Sheen? (1+ / 0-)
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      PsychoSavannah

      He asked why there must be two places in eternity, "Heaven" and "Hell".

      What if there were only Heaven, and you had to spend eternity with a God you hate? What would that be?
      Flights of angels speed thee to thy rest, Dominique, or to thy eternal torment, as thou would'st.

      Why do you need to motivate your employees? Didn't you hire motivated people?

      by davelf2 on Tue May 21, 2013 at 11:56:30 AM PDT

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    •  He probably complimented God on the decor. (2+ / 0-)
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      blue aardvark, The Marti

      To which the Lord replied, "THIS IS WHY I MADE THE GAYS!"

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