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  •  Hey! Anybody here besides me? I mean, (1+ / 0-)
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    rebel ga

    any Itzl regulars here,
    besides me?

    I'm here to check in.

    I love the diary,
    I even loved the pie fight in the comment thread;
    seemed like both sides certainly had their points,
    and they argued them well.

    I'm terrified of water over my head,
    period.

    I feel it's a big mistake for anyone,
    unless it's a matter of life or death,
    to ever get in a boat,
    anywhere,
    from the smallest lake,
    to the open sea.

    Big mistake.

    It's like outer space,
    but folks don't think it is.

    It is.

    My wife and I sometimes go to the YMCA,
    and,
    in five feet of water or less,
    we do water aerobics,
    and then relax in the jacuzzi,
    then shower and go home.

    We love each other,
    and we feel good doing that together.

    We like holding and kissing each other,
    standing in the water face to face,
    where our knees don't hurt,
    and my wife's smiling face is so wonderful.

    We got in trouble last time;
    there were small children there doing exercises,
    and we were told to knock it off,
    in front of the kids.

    Bringing a child into the world at this point in history is a crime, the crime of child endangerment.

    by bigjacbigjacbigjac on Mon May 27, 2013 at 11:25:40 PM PDT

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