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View Diary: Rick Perry Strikes Lethal Blow Against "War On Chr---mas" By Signing "Merry Chr---mas Bill" Into Law (52 comments)

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  •  Yet more overburdensome government regulations (4+ / 0-)

    What the bill's authors didn't realize is that this law unintentionally requires Texans to only say "Merry Christmas". If they want to order a hamburger at the drive through, they have to say "Merry Christmas" and hope that the guy on the other end can decipher the order based on the inflection of his voice.

    When a highway patrolman pulls a Texan over, instead of saying "Do you know why I pulled you over?" they have to say "Merry Christmas". The only lawful response is, "Merry Christmas".


    i just baptized andrew breitbart into the church of islam, planned parenthood, the girl scouts and three teachers unions. - @blainecapatch

    by bobinson on Sun Jun 16, 2013 at 10:15:50 AM PDT

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