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  •  So God hates men who are clean shaven? (9+ / 0-)

    God! Sir! Down here! Got some info for you!

    There are some guys around who shave every day! Worse, they slap perfumed stuff called "aftershave" on their faces.  The whores of Babylon didn't smell so seductive!

    They wear silk ties, Lord! Not wool and sheep skins and leather like real men. Silk blend suits! And pomade in their hair. The one who hangs out in my area, Texas--his name's Perry-has such beautiful hair, we call him Governor Goodhair.  I bet he even wears stuff under his arms that keeps him from exuding the sweat that no decent man should be ashamed off.  

    One of them even covers his face with goo that turns it a bright orange. He thinks this makes him look handsome, but I think it makes him look diabolical. Like a great Orange Satan.

    Please smite these men, Lord. They get manicures. They're so....girly. They are surely an offense in your eyes.

    Men should be hairy and sweaty and covered in wild animal hides. Instead of wearing silk and sweet smelling essences and talking a bath each day....the start of the slippery slope to sin.

    Freedom has two enemies: Those who want to control everyone around them...and those who feel no need to control themselves.

    by Sirenus on Tue Jul 02, 2013 at 09:28:15 AM PDT

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