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  •  That's hilarious. (11+ / 0-)

    A computer nerd joke.

    OK. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry that's a hardware problem.

    How many computer salesmen to change a lightbulb? You're gonna have to upgrade your whole system. But we can save you money if you skimp on memory and processor speed.

    How many object-oriented programmers to change a lightbulb? No problem, we'll send a message to the lightbulb and it will change itself.

    How many Linux programmers to change a lightbulb? Give me six months and I'll design a foolproof lightbulb that will work perfectly and never needs to be changed. But for six months you'll be sitting in the dark.

    How many Microsoft programmers to change a lightbulb? We're sorry, we no longer support that lightbulb. And the hardware driver is not available. Did this automated response answer your question (Y/N)?

    "Stupid just can't keep its mouth shut." -- SweetAuntFanny's grandmother.

    by Dbug on Fri Aug 30, 2013 at 11:29:58 PM PDT

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