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  •  OMG! (3+ / 0-)
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    Transactivist, illinifan17, bsegel

    I'm sure that in previous FNBBs I've mentioned that if you buy Lagunitas beer, READ THE LABEL! I've never read the Hop Stoopid label in full until now. This is in tiny print on the side. Here's most of it...

    "Give it to Mikey.. He'll drink anything..!" Up the bomber went in toast, then to his lips, and what happened next could not have been foreseen... When it crossed his teeth and came in contact with the bitterness flavor receptors on his tongue, his eyes rolled back in his head, he did a sort of death rattle, a cloud crossed the Sun, and all his hair fell out... his head did the Indiana Jones melting Nazi thing... Finally the carcass slumped forward in a gelatinous mess, caught fire, and burned for three weeks.
    [oh, give me just one more of that Old Janx Spirit...]

    "Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war" - John Adams

    by esquimaux on Fri Sep 20, 2013 at 07:50:37 PM PDT

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